tryna relax during an anxiety attack
AMERICA: KNOCK KNOCK!
AMERICA: WHO IS THERE?
AMERICA: NINE ELEVEN.
AMERICA: NINE ELEVEN WHO?
AMERICA: YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET :(((((((((((
This joke is always funny every year and nothing can change that
this is so deep
That’s real
^
Never forget
Character development
This is exactly what Steve would have wanted
All time favorite office quote.
“I don’t know where you are, and where we are, only that we are part of each other.”— Innokenty Annensky, tr. by Lubov Yakovleva, from “Petersburg,” c. 1902
having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
me at 4 am on a school night
RICK & MORTY - Get Schwifty Remix by Andromulus
this is how my voice sounds in my head
I think about this everyday
Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
- Don’t Stop Believing
- Bohemian Rhapsody
- Living On A Prayer
- Come On Eileen
- Sweet Caroline
- Shot Through the Heart
- Pour Some Sugar on Me
- Sweet Home Alabama
- Under Pressure
- Shook Me All Night Long
- Ice Ice Baby
- Cotton Eyed Joe
- 500 Miles
- Wonderwall
- Buddy Holly
- A Thousand Miles
- Teenage Dirtbag
- Red Solo Cup
- Mr Brightside
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Eye of the Tiger
- Chicken Fried
- American Pie
- I Love Rock and Roll
- Dancing Queen
- Don’t You Want Me
- We Will Rock You
- The Time Warp
- Hey Jude
- Piano Man
- This Is How We Do It
- Drops of Jupiter
- Hey Soul Sister
- In The End
- All The Small Things
- Stacy’s Mom
- Kryptonite
- All Star
- You Found Me
- Bad Day
- Bring Me To Life
- Dance, Dance
- Sugar We’re Going Down
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies
- All The Small Things
- Ocean Avenue
- Dirty Little Secret
- Margaritaville
- Sk8er Boi
- Brown Eyed Girl
- Life Is A Highway
- Some Nights
- Little Lion Man
- Breakeven
- Hey There Delilah
- Viva La Vida
- Use Somebody
- Carry On My Wayward Son
- Take On Me
- 1985
- Iris
- I’m Awesome
- Seven Nation Army
- September
- Since U Been Gone
- Skinny Love
- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
- Bye Bye Bye
- Say It Ain’t So
- Somewhere Only We Know
- I’m Yours
- Last Resort
- My Girl
- Tiny Dancer
- Roxanne
- Shout
- I’m a Believer
- Soul Man
- Feel Good Inc
- Check Yes Juliet
- Walking On Sunshine
- MMM Bop
- Pumped up Kicks
- Hooked On A Feeling
- It’s A Beautiful Day
- Summer Girls
- Before He Cheats
- Happy Together
- You Make My Dreams Come True
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
- DONTTRUSTME
- Shake It (Metro Station)
- Juke Box Hero
- Girls Just Want To Have Fun
so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP
Rebloging with the playlist.
as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist
If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!
homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af
Ain’t gonna lie
Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms.
Ron Paul
(via moralanarchism)
